all those fairy tales are full of shit.

I'm Melissa. I'm eighteen. I'm a senior in high school. I chase cars and spin around in my highest heels. Obviously a Gryffindor. District 8. Nerdfighter.

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“I heard a rumour about your butthole.”

Josh Bergeron, everyone.


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I just discovered DailyGrace. 

She is my spirit animal.


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MY BBZ


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crzyblackidd:

“Crocs” by Pitbull feat. Nickelback

Download for free on Internet Explorer 

oh yeah I found that by using bing


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Just made my “Lyric-Gasm” playlist: 

I’ve linked to YT vids with the songs. Then my favourite lyric from the song is below it.

(In no particular order)

1. Hero- Regina Spektor
“I’m the hero of this story, don’t need to be saved.”
2. Hurricane- Something Corporate
“Come on sweet catastrophe.”
3. Torn- Natalie Imbruglia
“I’m cold and I am shamed, lying naked on the floor.”
4. Leave Out All The Rest- Linkin Park
“I’m strong on the surface, not all the way through. I’ve never been perfect, but neither have you.”
5. Mr. Brightside- The Killers (#2 favourite song of all time)
“But she’s touching his chest now, he takes off her dress now, let me go.”
6. Dark Blue- Jack’s Mannequin
“I’ll wait (I’ll wait) for the ambulance to come (ambulance to come) pick us up off the floor, what did you possibly expect under this condition?”
7. Fall For You- Secondhand Serenade
“The best thing about tonight’s that we’re not fighting. could it be that we have been this way before?”
8. Collide- Howie Day
“You’re barely waking, and I’m tangled up in you.”
9. If It Means A Lot To You- A Day To Remember
“I swear I’ll never be happy again, and don’t you dare say we can just be friends.”
10. Drops of Jupiter- Originally by Train, covered by Boyce Avenue
“Did you fall for a shooting scar? One without a permanent scar? And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there?”
11. Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)- Green Day
“Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial. For what it’s worth, it was worth all the while.”
12. Remembering Sunday- All Time Low
“I can see now that all of these clouds are following me in my desperate endeavour to find my whoever, wherever she may be.”
13. There, There, Katie- Jack’s Mannequin
“And Katie, I’m sorry that in your condition, the sunshine’s been missing, but Katie, don’t believe that it isn’t there.” or.. “It’s been a hell of a day I’ve spent fading away, but we all fade sometimes I believe.”
14. She Will Be Loved- Maroon 5
“Look for the girl with the broken smile.”
15. The A Team- Ed Sheeran
“And they scream, the worst things in life come free to us.” But honestly, I love every word in this song.
16. Drunk- Ed Sheeran 
“I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed.”
17. Absolutely (Story of a Girl)- Nine Days
“This is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world.” 


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It’s obnoxious how good this song is.

It’s obnoxious how good this song is.


“oMg my style is so 70’s hippieeee!!!” Darling, I think you mean 60’s bohemian/hippie. The 70’s were a disco inferno. 

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vs.


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this is beautiful


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Downloading new dubstep. WEEEEEEE 

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fuck-yeah-iwan-rheon:

Forever my favorite

Stop Iwan

fuck-yeah-iwan-rheon:

Forever my favorite

Stop Iwan


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idontsleepbecauseof:

101 Reasons to Be Abstinent: #18 more time to spend online

idontsleepbecauseof:

101 Reasons to Be Abstinent: #18 more time to spend online


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Emma Watson as a Bratz Doll

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Emma Watson as a Bratz Doll


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