Lazer tag champions.

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I bought a ukelele today.

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bennhealy:

Kara Marshall by Benn Healy 3

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illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

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thefirstassvenger:

I’m not sorry

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floozys:

"stop saying straight men are weak and pathetic" 

i had to listen to a man describe how the fact that his girlfriend’s farts are louder and stronger than his is making him feel self conscious and emasculated on the radio today 

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vanillish:

when someone comes to the right placeimage

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monicalewinsky1996:

that is an outrage

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In 2016, would you prefer to be called Madame President or Mrs. President?
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caseyanthonyofficial:

When your crush is dating someone and they break up

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fishingboatproceeds:

meacolumba:

Who is this John Green guy? Will I be sad if I read his books? I am not particularly in the mood for sad romantic books (which is weirdly the impression I get from him BUT I COULD BE TOTALLY WRONG)

No you won’t be sad! You’ll like them! They don’t even have sad parts! People who tell you they have sad and/or romantic parts are LYING. 

No Romance, No Sadness. That’s my MOTTO.

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