all those fairy tales are full of shit.: Archive

Also, it would make it a lot easier to not make...

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I'm gonna look like a slut tonight.

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How teens and adults text

pagsy: hoyitsjcbayan: Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff LITERALLY SO RELEVANT

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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made

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Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes. 
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter. 
Harry Potter: Have - what?

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3rd grade:

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN 
 OH
 OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
 I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME 
 SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER. 
 JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

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